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dfx wrote:

BTW: We need a turtle-seal!

those beasts actually can be very dangerous if they think your finger is supposed to be food and they think that everything in front of the mouth is food ;o

I think the sort of turtle you keep as a pet usually prefers salad and tomatoes and stuff

Nope, thats land based turtles. Water based from the amazonas are carnivores but don't say no to some green stuff from time to time. I feed mine with chicken, shrimps, fish, salad... pretty much everything that falls off from pre-cooking when cutting the stuff.

Don't mix up tortoise (living on solid ground, very lame and boring, eating grass and stuff) and turtle (water living, carnivouros and more fun). This photo shows my tutle under water (ofc), but the water is pretty clear (some plants floating on the surface).

How do you have fun with a pet living underwater? You stick you head in the tank?

H311fi5h wrote:How do you have fun with a pet living underwater? You stick you head in the tank?

well, its at least fun for the others and works underwater as well:

H311fi5h wrote:I think the sort of turtle you keep as a pet usually prefers salad and tomatoes and stuff

That effectively makes them dangerous to 98% of humanity if wot is any indication.

It's like being in a strip club: watching the girls is fun, but u can't touch them (without getting rekt).
btw: this chinese dude had loads of fun, obviously and he saved tons of money for the plastic surgery.

Disclaimer: Personally, I have never been in a strip club. Colleagues of my cousin told me about their experience in strip clubs.

dfx wrote:Disclaimer: Personally, I have never been in a strip club.

According to Melon, those 2 statements contradict each other.

dfx wrote:Colleagues of my cousin told me about their experience in strip clubs.

Xensation wrote:

dfx wrote:Disclaimer: Personally, I have never been in a strip club.

According to Melon, those 2 statements contract each other.

dfx wrote:Colleagues of my cousin told me about their experience in strip clubs.

Don't trigger me, I am still on fire

dfx wrote:It's like being in a strip club: watching the girls is fun, but u can't touch them (without getting rekt).
btw: this chinese dude had loads of fun, obviously and he saved tons of money for the plastic surgery.

Disclaimer: Personally, I have never been allowed to enter a strip club due facecheck. Colleagues of my cousin told me about their experience in strip clubs.

edited for truth

I have no idea why I wrote "contract" instead of "contradict", lol. brain op

As long as you have filled wallet, the bouncers don't give a shit about your face and the exotic dancers don't mind either.
That is what my uncle's neighbor said about such evil places.

dfx wrote:It's like being in a strip club: watching the girls is fun, but u can't touch them (without getting erekt).

fyp

This is my mini panther.


occupied my seat.


I know what you did last summer

Pansenmann wrote:
I know what you did last summer

RIP in pepperinos

Well some of you already know but we've gotten ourselves a fourth cat again

"Mazzeltje", which losely translated means "tiny luck"


A half-blind 6-month old that was found on Death's door a few months ago (side of the road, undernourished, dehydrated, hyperthermic, ridden with fleas, mites, scabies and other bugs and full of worms, mold in his ears and on his eyes causing permanent damage) and nursed back to health by a group of very caring volunteers. He used to be completely blind but recovered a bit though he'll never be able to fully see. He's quite lovely and I'm happy we can give him a good life. At first it seemed to be a tiny bit of a struggle with our other 2 male cats but now they seem fine and are starting to play and socialize.

You guys probably think I'm crazy for taking a fourth cat again but nobody asks after little ones like these, especially when they're black-furred as well. His "care-mom" got dozens of calls per day for the other normal kittens but always heard "I don't care for a handicapped cat" when she tried suggesting this little bundle of joy. So yeah, I'm a softie and a sucker I guess but I can't stand idly by.

A 4th cat makes you a crazy cat lady now, regardless of sex...

Hes around 10years old, not with me right now but at my parents. There's two others too but this one I like the most.
When I was a kid we always had 2-5 cats around as my (crazy cat) mom really liked them, it was nice tho. And as we lived at countryside the cats were free to go and come how they wanted. I guess that's pretty good cat life.

Yoshi drinking your tears..